ABC's...
A - Age: 19
B - Best quality: My razor sharp wit.
C - Choice of meat: Mmmm steak.
E - Ex (most recent): Rose
F - Favorite food: Right now country fried steak is my choice for clogging arteries.
G - Greatest accomplishment: Getting to Japan at least once in my life.
H - Happiest day of your life: The day I went to Japan. That was like leaving for college except overseas.
I - Internal conflicts: Confusion about whether I really want to date or not. Right now it's not.
K - Kool-Aid: Oh yeah!
L - Love: I love my cat
M - Most valued thing I own: My laptop.
N - Name: Matt
O - Outfit you love: A sporty number featuring cargo pants and a shirt of some type. Not nessecarily clean.
P - Pizza toppings: Bacon.
Q - Question you want to ask: Why doesn't my AC work?
S - Sport to watch: Hockey or soccer.
T - Television show: Gonna say Futurama because its on right now.
U - Unique habit: Lashing out at people. It's actually quite endearing.
V - Vanity, yes or no?: No.
W - Winter: Rocks because blood looks so nice against the pure white snow. Bee-utiful.
Y - Year born: 1985
Z - Zodiac Sign: Virgo


HAVE YOU EVER...
- Ran away: Not yet.
- Pictured your crush naked: I don't crush.
- Actually seen your crush naked: Again, can't picture a crush naked if you don't get crushes.
- Broken someone's heart: I hope not.
- Been in love: Once.
- Cried when someone died: Can't actually think of a time someone I cared about died.
- Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: If I can't have something why would I want it? Otherwise I'd steal it, then it would be mine. Cut and print.
- Broken a bone: I dislocated my thumb. That almost counts.
- Drank alcohol: Once. Seemed everyone found it funny.
- Lied: I lie a lot. But they're usually not that good lies. So it's funny when people believe them.
- Cried in school: Yeah.

WHICH IS BETTER...
- Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
i- Sprite or 7up: Both rather suck.
- Girls or guys: I honestly don't know how to answer that.
- Flowers or candy: How about candy shaped like flowers?
- Scruff or clean shaven: I hate shaving, though most people hate the neck beard.
- Quiet or loud: I'm often times quite loud. Though quiet is better than me.
- Blondes or brunettes: No preferance. As long as the person attached to the hair isn't a jackass.
- Bitchy or slutty: I'm am a complete slut.
- Tall or short: I am rather tall I think. And I like that. Brings irony to my name.
- Pants or shorts: Pants rock.

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
- What do you notice first: Possibly what they're talking about. If its crap I hate them.
- Last person you slow danced with: Rose.
- Showered: I'm willing to bet that whoever made this quiz first has not showered with a member of the opposite sex. And no I haven't either.
- Had a deep conversation: No clue.
- Had a great time with the opposite sex: July 4. That was cools.

WHAT IS...
- Your good luck charm: Since I got that Anderson figurine things have been going good, so I'll say that.
- Person you hate most: Oh my God where to start? I'm an equal opportunity hater though.

FAVORITES...
- Slumber party game: Drive around in Sam Cole's van is a kick ass game.
- Color: black.
- Movie: Right now I've taken a shine to the old Bad News Bears with Walter Mathow. Billy Bob sucks.
- Book: Hands down Battle Royale.
- Subject in school: Japanese and history classes.
- Juice: Not a juice man.
- Car: Cars suck until I get one.
- Ice cream: Rocky Rhode. I have no idea why we even have any.
- Holiday: Christmas, because I'm greedy.
- Season: Winter
- Breakfast food: Pop Tarts with lots of butter. If I get up for breakfast.
- Place to go with your honey: Even when I was dating I had no idea where we should go. I'm not creative like that so FUCK OFF.

WHO...
- Makes you laugh the most: Grey and Tiff's antics.
- Makes you smile: More people than I hate, that's for sure.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see them: Funny feeling? Like bowel trouble? Like someone emitting a field of irritable bowel syndrome? No one.
- Has a crush on you: I'd be surprised if someone did.
- Do you have a crush on: No one right now. Or ever.
- Can make you feel better no matter what: For the last few weeks its been Rachel. Not the Rachel we all know of course...
- Has it easier- guys or girls: That's a dumb question. Especially since its so general. Who ever wrote this knows shit about questionares. Imagine if a census form read like this?

DO YOU EVER...
- Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: Who's gonna call?
- Save AIM conversations: Only if they're funny.

- Save e-mails: If they're important.
- Wish you were someone else: No way.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: I don't have to wish. Every Friday man!
- Cried because of someone's mean words: No.

BEST...
- Cologne: They all suck.
- Perfume: They all suck.
- Kiss: Haven't had much to compare to. If I start dating again I'll let the world know because they will definetly care a whole lot.
- Romantic memory: None that people want to hear about.
- Most recent advice given to you: "Take two aspirine, go to bed, and call me in the morning." On a side note that doesn't really fall in with the "BEST..." section. For shame.

HAVE YOU...
- Fallen for your friend?: Meh.
- Made out with JUST a friend?: No.
- Been rejected?: I'm not one to seek out people.
- Been in love?: Maybe once.
- Been in lust?: Who hasn't?
- Been used?: A couple of times. Both times I ended up blowing up Matt-style on them.
- Cheated on someone?: No
- Been cheated on?: There were rumors. However at that point I just didn't care anymore.
- Helped somone cheat on someone else?: Sadly yes. I'm not proud of it.
- Been kissed?: Yes.
- Done something you regret?: Yes.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
- You touched?: No idea.
- You talked to?: I think it was Rob at the dojo.
- You hugged?: No clue.
- You instant messaged?: Rachel.
- You kissed?: Musta been Rose seeing as she has been the only person with which I have done this.
- You had sex with?: No one.
- You yelled at?: My dad.
- You laughed with?: Not sure.
- Who broke your heart?: My heart? No one. I never make myself that vulnerable.
- Who told you they loved you last?: Rose.

DO YOU...
- Color your hair?: I plan to.
- Have tattoos?: Maybe
- Have piercing?: No
- Have a boyfried/girlfriend/both?: Nope
- Own a webcam?: No
- Own a thong?: I think I would be killed if I put yes...
- Ever get off the damn computer?: Only during the day. I'm on all night long baby!!!!1
- Sprechen sie deutsche?: I don't speak Nazi. What too soon?
- Habla espanol?: Iie.
- Quack?: Only at the local pond.

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
- Stolen anything?: Several souls.
- Smoke?: No.
- Schizophrenic?: No one's said I wasn't.
- Obsessive?: Oh yeah.
- Compulsive?: Totally.
- Obsessive compulsive?: Sometimes.
- Panic?: Occasionally.
- Anxiety?: Meh.
- Depressed?: Sometimes.
- Suicidal?: Hell no.
- Obsessed with hate?: I love to hate.
- Dream of mutilated bodies: Yeah sometimes. Those are typically weird.
- Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them: Its about 50/50.
- If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: Right now I want to be in school.
- you do anything freakish with your body?: Not really.
- What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: I dunno.
- Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: They would kinda have to not be one of those evil politicians.
- Would you marry for money?: Marry? Bleh.
- Have you had braces?: Yeah.
- Do you pluck your eyebrows?: No.
- Do you like hairy backs?: Those are really nasty. Do you know what that looks like in a hot tub?
- When was the last time you had a hickey?: Not talking about that.
- Could you live without a computer?: Not any more.
- Do you use ICQ, AIM, etc...?: AIM, sometimes MSN.
- If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: It says 37 but I have no idea how many of them I talk to.
- If you could live in any past, where would it be?: The Civil War was kinda cool. But I don't want dysentary.
- Do you sing in the shower: Not often.
- Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: No shoes inside, that's rude.
- What is your favorite fruit?: Not a fruit person.
- Do you eat wheat bread or white?: Both.
- What is your favorite place to visit?: Dorms. That's where the sexy parties happen.
- What is the last movie you saw?: It was either Resident Evil or The Incredibles.
- Do you kiss on the first date?: Only really had two or three real dates with my ex. I can't remember what happened since that was awhile ago.
- Do you dream in color or black and white?: My dreams are like indie films. They often shift from color and B&W. Yeah, whatever.